Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Swedish Patrice Evra . We do not see often in the press conference, but as soon as we already know is that 1) it’s a big game looming 2) it will taste. Present before the media before Chelsea-PSG Wednesday in the Champions League, the Swede did not disappoint. Well, relax, it is not compared to God or the Pope today. But there is plenty to do anything. Here are the Top 8 of its punchlines, in chronological order.
1. “I do not see the French journalists, sorry”
Background: We give the microphone to a French journalist in the assembly for that is asking his question. He begins to talk but the Zlatan looks around and can not find it. “In the center, in front of you” … “I do not see the French journalists, sorry”
Why it made us laugh: Because it snubs the French media for nearly a year now, saying they had too quickly buried. Never again stops at the French microphones in the mixed zone after matches or gives interview
since his “shitty country” last year. Just had happened in
press conference before the match against Malmo in the Champions League.
2. “I just hope to stay on the field a little longer than last season”
Background: We asked him if he was a sense of revenge from the same match last year
Why it made us laugh. Because it’s funny (!). He had held 31 minutes last year before being deported (unfairly). And if no, it is not vindictive. Because “the past, it belongs to the past.”
3. “If not I win the Champions League, it does not make me a worse player”
Background: A question about . his eternal unproductive C1
Why it made us grumble: Oh, bad faith. Everyone knows, and Zlatan first, a win in the Champions League can do alone a career.
Instead, ask Thierry Henry how it was a relief to finally win it with Barcelona, while he himself had already won the World Cup and the Euro. So when Zlatan said “if I do not win the Champions League, it does not make me a worse player. But if I win, it will not make me better. I will remain the same player … “Forgive us, but it’s hard to believe.
4. “I got to know me, even if it is difficult to know me”
Background: We asked him if he was still obsessed with the champions League
Why we laughed. it’s good he realizes himself that he is a complex character, you could almost – rather easily – a little disturbed, even
5.. “The PSG was born there three and a half years”
& gt; & gt; Read also: For Ibrahimovic, the “PSG was born there three and a half” (and it’s bitching fans)
Background: On asked why the PSG had much trouble looking beyond the quarterfinals
Why it growled. Bruno N’Gotty, George Weah, Mustapha Dahleb Pauleta … It’s not disgusting anyway. Not in real life, Zlatan, that, you can think but not say it.
6. “They will hunt the Champions League. Believe me, they will continue to hunt until he has. Whether with or without me. “
Background: A tirade about the project to the Qatari PSG head while we still do not know if it will be there next year
Why it almost made us cry: we do not know if he really means it or is just trying to
flatter its leaders to get a contract extension, but there was something moving in the discourse of Zlatan on the PSG project. “To make a strong team and in three and a half, I had never seen that before. Miracles do not happen overnight, it takes work. Qataris will chase Champions League, believe me. They’ll hunt until he has. Just give time to time. But they will, either with or without me. “
7. “My relationship with the English? Perfect since I put them 4 goals “
Background: The last question of the press conference, when asked about the rumors that send him to England, a country where it is appreciated
Why it made us laugh. Because it is said in all seriousness. Zlatan knows he has become a star in the Kingdom since that amazing day when he planted a quadrupled – including one returned 35 meters. – With Sweden facing the Three Lions
8. “People say I’m old but the future is before me”
Background: We talk to him about his late career … and he does not want to think about it
Why it almost made us cry. Because he really believes. Zlatan is not finished, he proved this season and will continue to do so next year, either in Paris or elsewhere. “I’m only trying to warm up (laughs). Age is just a number, it is in the head. I feel young, very young,
I’ve never had better statistics than this year. I have two months with the PSG and the Euro after with the result. I have not decided my future today, I talk with any club, but I’m not worried. After the season I’m trying to achieve, the future is before me. People say I’m old … but the future is ahead of you. ” Damn you we’d run a little tear, Zlatan …
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